ATTACKS !!!!!

[sxoinarakis]

And because Greece gave the Lights to the whole world, it was necessary to send the bill to it 2500 years later ???

In the morning my bell rang:
-Hello, we are from the fundraiser for the poor
- Are you not kidding me? And how much money will you give me?

Germany said: "Greece is the shame of Europe."
Yes ok, the people who wear sock sandals spoke.

I will record the sound from the cistern and I will put it as a ringtone, to hit those who call me and I have missed them ... !!!

My favorite yoga exercise is the one where you lie down, stretch your legs ...
And you close your eyes for about eight hours ...

Do not send them to the m @ lakes, they are multiplying everywhere !!!!!!!!!!

A man and a woman can be friends ...
Yes .... and if you are a good child it is not excluded that one day you will meet a smurf ..

I lost 800 calories this morning ....
I bought a bougatsa with cream and forgot it in the taxi ... !!

The fireplace is nice, you save some of the oil, but you give double to sausages and beers.

- Do you have a ticket?
-Happy health and everything else is coming my master!

After all, it is no coincidence that love is masculine, love is feminine, and sex is neutral ..!

Due to continuous aerial spraying I do not remember If we have Christmas, or Easter ... That's why I do not know if you skewer a tree ... Or if you decorate a Lamb ... Anyway I wish the penny to fall on your own egg ...! Happy August XNUMXth ....

"Ante c @ masou" does not hurt a woman so much ...
But "weigh it" but ... ;;; !!!

A woman is the one who gives 357 euros for face care products and to her husband she gets the shampoo from Lidl because she says she found it on offer !!!!

An apple a day, makes them all over !!! ...
Of course, it is enough to throw it with enough force !!

We must be the only state on the planet where public services need proof that you were born !!!!!.

- What is the capital of Pakistan ???
- Omonia. !!

Yesterday I got so drunk on the bouzouki that when I got up to go to the toilet I won a competition for the best zeppelin.

 

[achilleas21]

Answer: ATAKES !!!!!

Germany said: "Greece is the shame of Europe."
Yes ok, the people who wear sock sandals spoke.

ahaha good good. I also have this question with the German tourists with the sandal. I remembered one that is a true story but it happened in Ikaria.
A group of Germans had burst into a tavern and after eating, they lit a cigarette and used the plates for ashtrays. The grandfather who had the tavern went astray but did not say anything to them. The next day they came again and ordered to eat again. ashtrays the player ....