ANARCHY

[venoss]

- Damn it I will break your mud !!!
- Why, what did you do?
- My sister told me that you jumped her in the armor ..
- You fucking shit baby ... Only I jumped at her. Zori is filming ..

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

-What happened, okay?
- Sorry, my mother-in-law died.
- Stop! What was it?
- Shell, a property in the village.
- No, I ask you if she had any problems.
- Yeah baby, it wasn't written on the land register and we are running.
- Damn it, I ask you what he died for.
- Just before noon baby, we had no food, She went to the butcher to
get some meat and get her in the car.
- No! And what did you do?
- What to do, we ate pasta !!!!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

He was a lion and had bent over to drink water in the river
goes a monkey from behind and nails him.
The hunt begins and the monkey enters a park sitting on the bench,
puts on a hat, picks up a newspaper and reads.
The lion arrives and asks the monkey in the hat.
- Did a monkey run through here?
- Which; The one who fucked a lion?
- No my shit !! The newspapers also wrote it !!!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother."
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

It is a jigsaw puzzle and it sits in the living room of his house thinking ...
Thinking for half an hour, an hour ...
His mother sees him but says nothing ...
He thinks for two to three hours and then his mother
wondering ask him ...
- Well, George .. What do you think of so many hours?
- Bravo Re Mother ... George ..! George...!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

The woman says to her husband who is ready for his death sentence in the Electric Chair ...
- tell me what do you want me to do this difficult time for you ??
- Hold my hand ....

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

He: What are you doing, baby?
That: I'm in bed and thinking of you ... Do you love me?
That: I'm in the bouzouki and I'm right behind you !!!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

How is Romanian called a plastic surgeon? *
* Tasya Nasukova *

* What is the name of the Russian groomer? *
* Tamila Pazareva *

* How is Russian transvestite called? *
* T ****** a Nakova *

* What is the name of the Spanish carpenter? *
* Crossed boards. *

* What is the name of the Japanese fireman? *
* Cacaque. *

* How is spaniard spoken in Spanish? *
* Antonio Rolled Up! *

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

A drunkard enters a Catholic church. Proceeding down the aisle, he enters the confession. The priest of the church sees the whole scene and, wanting to help the drunk, goes to the next room by the drunk and asks:
- Can I help my child?
The drunkard thinks about it for a while and replies:
- Is there any toilet paper on your side?





Job ads and what they mean:

Salary from 600 € - 2000 €: Salary is 600 €
Recommendations: The job is already closed from the inside
Communication Skills Needed: Telemarketing
Salary negotiable: We will get anyone who asks for less
Progressives: Working from morning to night. And if you survive, we'll see ...
Enhancements: Window cleaner.
No experience required: To bring coffee ...
Administration Assistant: Child of all titles
Progressive company: Jeans are allowed every last Friday of the month
Team spirit: Ability to get the knives out of your back
Public Relations: Reception
Apparel Important: Working 10.000 € per year requires 20.000 € for dressing room only
Pleasant phone employment: 090 ...
Sportswear: Storehouse or refrigerator
Bachelor's Degree Required, Degree Preferred: Bachelor's Degree Required for a Job
Awesome benefits package: IKA
Independent collaboration: Whenever it's summer time we'll call you to deliver pizzas
Free hours: 10-11, 15-16, 21-22, 02-03 and you will be paid 4 hours.
Variety: No one else's job we loaded into this post
New facilities: 4 landing right about 8 kilometers from suburban Koropi.
Dedication: 80 hours of work per week until we shoot you
Competitive salary: We give you 2% more than you did 10 years ago
Competitive starting salary: 0.10 € in addition to basic
Pleasant atmosphere: We have installed ... air freshener.

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

Yesterday, my wife and I went downstairs to a big shop.
We did not stay for more than ten minutes and when we got out, we saw a pavilion writing a slope for illegal parking.
We approached him and told him:
- Now, turn a blind eye to a pensioner.
He ignored us and continued on the slope.
Then I got up and called him a "Nazi pig".
He looked at me wildly and started writing a new slope for worn tires.
So my wife, who had also taken them to the skull, called him a "colossus".
This calm, in contrast to us, finished the second slope, put it in the windshield next to the first and started writing a third.
This continued for about half an hour.
The more we "bathed" him, the more slopes he wrote.
At the end and after six slopes winding down the windshield, we realized that we had nothing to gain by this tactic and, as time went by, we decided to leave and take the 12 bus to return home.
Luckily we didn't get off the car in the city with such freaks circling ..

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

The toilets Chuck Norris goes to never get dirty because

- it never does bad! only good!

- all the mints are buzzing around

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

In the anti-sock tree will
hang on .. condom ,,,,, I'll get that
I'll get @@@@ a of St. Basil, don't
get stuck and nothing !!!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

CORRECT TREATMENT OF A PASSENGER AIRCRAFT COMPANY

An employee should be given a prize at the Virgin Airlines counter in Sydney a few months ago for the ingenuity, preparedness and humor faced by a passenger who might have deserved the luggage.
A multi-passenger Virgin 767 flight was canceled due to aircraft damage. So the flight attendant was trying to serve, by putting on another flight, a long tail of annoyed passengers.
Suddenly a furious passenger pushed the others to the counter and, holding his ticket on it, said shouting how he should be on the next flight and that he should be in the first place.
The employee told him:
I'm sorry sir, it will be my pleasure to serve you but I must first serve all those waiting in line, but I am sure there will be no problem in what you are asking for.
But the passenger was relentless and shouting loudly for everyone to hear him say: Do you know who I am?
Without hesitation, the employee smiled and picked up the microphone in front of her and said all over the airport:
Can I have your attention please, can I have your attention ....
Here's a passenger who doesn't know who he is. Please very much anyone who knows him come to the Virgin deck.
With all the queue he had been waiting for to be laughed at, the farmer brushed his teeth and said to the employee:
We will c ..!
Without losing her smile he replied:
I'm sorry sir, and that's why you have to wait in the same queue. Others preceded !!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

There was a couple in the car and they were running with 60 km ...
Some
the moment the woman says:
- My dear I know we've been married for 20 years but I want a divorce ...
Mitsos is saying nothing but simply increasing speed and reaching 70.
His wife says:
- I want to break up because I have them with your best friend and she's a better lover ...
Mitsos starts and gets angry but says nothing, just increases speed
and reaches 80km. His wife continues ...
- I want the house and the kids ...
Mitsos does not speak and speeds up to 90 km ....
- I want all the deposits and all the credit ...
Mitsos screams at 100 and heads to a wall, so
surprised his wife asks him ...
- You, Mitch, don't you want anything?
And he answers shortly before they hit the wall ...
- I have everything I need.
And she asks:
- What do you have, Mitch?
And he replies:
-The airbag !!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

A farmer goes to confession.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,
he says.
- What did you do; the pope asks.
- I had sex with a pig, he replies
the farmer.
The Pope has just been speechless
that manages to articulate:
- Was the pig male, or female?
- Female, of course, the farmer reacts.
Did you think I was bumpy?

 

[tullamore]

A: by force ...

AXAXAXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

- Grandpa I'll be gay.
-Whatever you want to be my child, just don't be!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

What does a woman do "mmmmmmmmmmmmm"?
The insulating tape ...

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

A girl sits in a coffee shop, and
scratches her ear unconsciously with the key
of her car. Someone sits and
has been watching her for a long time ...
And for a while she poked him
asks why she is staring at her.
- Wait, he says.
- What are you waiting for;
- Look, you'll get ahead or you
push !!!

 

[venoss]

A: by force ...

Wife to wife:
- My dear, did you see the book "How to live 100 years" anywhere?
- Yes, I hid it.
- And why did you hide it?
- Get your mom to read it!