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Answer: Announcements
One sees them carrying a coffin in their hands ... but the strange thing is that they take it tilted to the side. Concerned, he approaches one of his distraught relatives:
- Who are you going to bury?
- My ... mother-in-law
- And why on the side?
- Shut up! If we turn it normally it will start snoring ...
One sees them carrying a coffin in their hands ... but the strange thing is that they take it tilted to the side. Concerned, he approaches one of his distraught relatives:
- Who are you going to bury?
- My ... mother-in-law
- And why on the side?
- Shut up! If we turn it normally it will start snoring ...
Answer: Announcements
A girl returns from her date, completely devastated.
- What you got; her mother asks. Are you divorced?
- No, on the contrary! Michalis asked me to marry him!
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- And why are you upset?
- Because he told me he was an atheist. Mom, she does not even believe in Hell!
- Marry him. And do not be afraid, we will prove to him how wrong he is.
A girl returns from her date, completely devastated.
- What you got; her mother asks. Are you divorced?
- No, on the contrary! Michalis asked me to marry him!
...
- And why are you upset?
- Because he told me he was an atheist. Mom, she does not even believe in Hell!
- Marry him. And do not be afraid, we will prove to him how wrong he is.
Answer: Announcements
- Mr. Director, I want to announce that I am pregnant.
-Why are you maraki ???
- Mr. Director, I want to announce that I am pregnant.
-Why are you maraki ???
Answer: Announcements
Cop:
- ???? Broken traffic light and turn signal, exhaust holes, at € 500 I cut you.
- ???? I do not care about money. Just tell me when you will have it ready.
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- ???? I was taken for a advertisement in a gym ..
- ???? Truth; and what are you going to do;;
- ???? The before..
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After all, you are my drug!
-Oh baby, are you serious?
-Of course! You cost me a lot of money and you ruin my life too ?? ¦
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- And how much is your girlfriend?
- ???? 41.
- ???? Hahahahahahahahahahaha could be your mother.
- ???? Yes but it is my own souvla ??
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I tell her we break up. I'm leaving.
I hear a bang. Oh, I say, he committed suicide. I'm coming back.
Champagne opened, the *********** b ?? ¦ !!!
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- Did you go to the doctor;
- ???? Yes
- ???? What did he tell you;
- ???? 30 € please
- ???? No, what did you mean?
- ???? 20 €
- ???? Dude, what problem did you have?
- ???? I was missing € 10
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- Mom, he fought with me again. I can not stand him anymore, I come to stay with you!
- ???? No, my daughter, I have to pay, b ?? ¦. I am coming to stay with you !!!
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Two fathers discuss:
- ???? How much does your son smoke?
- ???? One pack a day!
- ???? Oh, he smokes a lot. Mine gathers at home with four others and they only smoke one!
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- ???? Wow, yesterday I saw a Kung Fu movie, let me show you what the protagonist did !!!
- ???? Be careful what you do because yesterday I saw a bag
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- Three medium fresh espresso .. !!!
- Sorry I do not speak Latin ?? ¦
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- ???? Manaah, I made it to my room. What do I do now ???
- ???? Click save
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- ???? Women are like flowers b ?? ¦..if you are missing and you do not water them, give the keys to the neighbor b ?? ¦ ..
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A blonde enters a hotel:
-Your name please;
- ???? Papadopoulou.
- ???? The little one;
- At home. Sleeps
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The little one goes Runaway to her mother and tells her:
- Mom, a guy in the park told me that if I sit down he will give me this watch here ?? ¦
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Mom says to daughter:
- ???? Do not go to clubs every night my child, you will be completely deaf.
- I have eaten, mom, thank you!
Cop:
- ???? Broken traffic light and turn signal, exhaust holes, at € 500 I cut you.
- ???? I do not care about money. Just tell me when you will have it ready.
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- ???? I was taken for a advertisement in a gym ..
- ???? Truth; and what are you going to do;;
- ???? The before..
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After all, you are my drug!
-Oh baby, are you serious?
-Of course! You cost me a lot of money and you ruin my life too ?? ¦
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- And how much is your girlfriend?
- ???? 41.
- ???? Hahahahahahahahahahaha could be your mother.
- ???? Yes but it is my own souvla ??
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I tell her we break up. I'm leaving.
I hear a bang. Oh, I say, he committed suicide. I'm coming back.
Champagne opened, the *********** b ?? ¦ !!!
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- Did you go to the doctor;
- ???? Yes
- ???? What did he tell you;
- ???? 30 € please
- ???? No, what did you mean?
- ???? 20 €
- ???? Dude, what problem did you have?
- ???? I was missing € 10
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- Mom, he fought with me again. I can not stand him anymore, I come to stay with you!
- ???? No, my daughter, I have to pay, b ?? ¦. I am coming to stay with you !!!
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Two fathers discuss:
- ???? How much does your son smoke?
- ???? One pack a day!
- ???? Oh, he smokes a lot. Mine gathers at home with four others and they only smoke one!
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- ???? Wow, yesterday I saw a Kung Fu movie, let me show you what the protagonist did !!!
- ???? Be careful what you do because yesterday I saw a bag
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- Three medium fresh espresso .. !!!
- Sorry I do not speak Latin ?? ¦
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- ???? Manaah, I made it to my room. What do I do now ???
- ???? Click save
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- ???? Women are like flowers b ?? ¦..if you are missing and you do not water them, give the keys to the neighbor b ?? ¦ ..
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A blonde enters a hotel:
-Your name please;
- ???? Papadopoulou.
- ???? The little one;
- At home. Sleeps
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The little one goes Runaway to her mother and tells her:
- Mom, a guy in the park told me that if I sit down he will give me this watch here ?? ¦
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Mom says to daughter:
- ???? Do not go to clubs every night my child, you will be completely deaf.
- I have eaten, mom, thank you!
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Answer: Announcements
A Cretan, Sifis, as he does every year, has completed his tax return and before submitting it, he takes it to his best man, the accountant, for an audit.
Especially this year because due to the troika, things have tightened and he has more fishing!
The accountant checks orally by drinking the raki that has come to the table, asking the usual questions:
-Did you put the house?
-Of course the best man answers.
-Did you put the cottage?
-Of course the best man answers.
-Did you put the olives?
-Of course the best man answers again.
-Did you put the girl who studies in Athens?
-Of course I would forget the girl?
-Did you put your wife's farm and the other car?
-Of course, buddy, like every year!
-Did you put the chick you have, ie Manolios's wife?
-The player's railing.
- What do you mean, buddy, he asks.
The knowledgeable accountant answers:
???? From this year, those who have a chick declare it to the tax office.
The skeptical player scratches his head in confusion for a few seconds and responds as follows:
-The chick will be declared by the one who has the fine ownership, I only have the usufruct!
A Cretan, Sifis, as he does every year, has completed his tax return and before submitting it, he takes it to his best man, the accountant, for an audit.
Especially this year because due to the troika, things have tightened and he has more fishing!
The accountant checks orally by drinking the raki that has come to the table, asking the usual questions:
-Did you put the house?
-Of course the best man answers.
-Did you put the cottage?
-Of course the best man answers.
-Did you put the olives?
-Of course the best man answers again.
-Did you put the girl who studies in Athens?
-Of course I would forget the girl?
-Did you put your wife's farm and the other car?
-Of course, buddy, like every year!
-Did you put the chick you have, ie Manolios's wife?
-The player's railing.
- What do you mean, buddy, he asks.
The knowledgeable accountant answers:
???? From this year, those who have a chick declare it to the tax office.
The skeptical player scratches his head in confusion for a few seconds and responds as follows:
-The chick will be declared by the one who has the fine ownership, I only have the usufruct!
Answer: Announcements
The five biggest whores in Greece:
1) Katehaki
2) Kifissias
3) Tsimiski
4) Arbitration
5) Eleni (did you think you would be spared) ....
The five biggest whores in Greece:
1) Katehaki
2) Kifissias
3) Tsimiski
4) Arbitration
5) Eleni (did you think you would be spared) ....
Answer: Announcements
It is a stork and carries an 80-year-old man.
At some point the old man turns and says to the stork:
"Come on m @ laka, admit we're lost."
In a restaurant, the customer says to the garrison:
- Please, can you get the chicken to cook a little more?
- Why what does it have?
- He's eating potatoes!
After a night of relentless sex between an elephant and an ant, the elephant can no longer bear it and dies. No, my dear, says the ant, for one night I will dig a life !!
One goes and asks another, who was playing with a hair.
- From your nerves?
and the other says to him:
- "Not from my beginnings."
It is a stork and carries an 80-year-old man.
At some point the old man turns and says to the stork:
"Come on m @ laka, admit we're lost."
In a restaurant, the customer says to the garrison:
- Please, can you get the chicken to cook a little more?
- Why what does it have?
- He's eating potatoes!
After a night of relentless sex between an elephant and an ant, the elephant can no longer bear it and dies. No, my dear, says the ant, for one night I will dig a life !!
One goes and asks another, who was playing with a hair.
- From your nerves?
and the other says to him:
- "Not from my beginnings."
Answer: Announcements
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/21-funniest-greek-expressions-use/
THE 21 FUNNIEST GREEK EXPRESSIONS (AND HOW TO USE THEM)
1. A Greek does not say "I have no idea what's going on"… she says "I've lost my eggs and baskets" (ἐχω χἀσει τα αυγἀ και τα καλἀθια).
2. A Greek does not just “make your life hell”… he “makes your life a roller skate” (σου κἀνει την ζωἠ πατἰνι).
3. In Greece, a situation does not just “get out of hand”… it turns into “a whore’s fencepost” (της πουτἀνας το κἀγκελο).
4. A Greek isn't just "doing nothing"… he's "swatting flies" (βαρἀει μὐγες).
5. A Greek house isn't just "messy"… it's a "brothel" (بوρδἐλο).
6. A Greek isn't just "very busy"… she's "running without arriving" (τρἐχει και δεν φτἀνει).
7. A Greek does not just “irritate you”… she “breaks your nerves” (σου σπἀει τα νεὐρα).
8. In Greece, something is not "unbearable… it" can not be fought "(δεν παλεὐεται).
9. Greeks aren't just "exhausted"… they are "in pieces" (κομμἀτια).
10. A Greek person isn't just "high and mighty" or a "diva"… she is "astride a reed" (ἐχει καβαλἠσει καλἀμι).
11. In Greece, people do not just “turn you down”… they “throw you an X” (σου ἐριξε Χ).
12. A Greek person isn't just "stupid"… he's a "brick" (τοὐβλο).
13. A Greek person does not just “cheat on you”… he “puts horns on you” (σε κερατὠνει).
14. A Greek is not told to “go jump in a lake”… he is told to “go see if the boats are moving” (πἠγαινε να δεἰς αν κουνιοὐνται οι βἀρκες).
15. Greeks do not just "get into a fight"… they "become yarn balls" (γἰναμε μάλλιἀ κουβἀρια).
16. A Greek is not just “fit”… she is “slices” (φἐτες).
17. Greeks that are really drunk aren't “wasted”… they are “pie” (πἰτα).
18. Also, they are "pie" because they "drank their horns".
19. In Greece, a place isn't "really far away"… it's "by the devil's mother" (στου διαὀλου την μἀνα).
20. A Greek does not get “beat up”… he “eats wood” (τρὠει ξὐλο).
21. A Greek does not say something incomprehensible is “all Greek to me”. Instead, it is “like you are speaking Chinese” (εἰναι σαν να μου μιλἀς Κινἐζικα).
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/21-funniest-greek-expressions-use/
THE 21 FUNNIEST GREEK EXPRESSIONS (AND HOW TO USE THEM)
1. A Greek does not say "I have no idea what's going on"… she says "I've lost my eggs and baskets" (ἐχω χἀσει τα αυγἀ και τα καλἀθια).
2. A Greek does not just “make your life hell”… he “makes your life a roller skate” (σου κἀνει την ζωἠ πατἰνι).
3. In Greece, a situation does not just “get out of hand”… it turns into “a whore’s fencepost” (της πουτἀνας το κἀγκελο).
4. A Greek isn't just "doing nothing"… he's "swatting flies" (βαρἀει μὐγες).
5. A Greek house isn't just "messy"… it's a "brothel" (بوρδἐλο).
6. A Greek isn't just "very busy"… she's "running without arriving" (τρἐχει και δεν φτἀνει).
7. A Greek does not just “irritate you”… she “breaks your nerves” (σου σπἀει τα νεὐρα).
8. In Greece, something is not "unbearable… it" can not be fought "(δεν παλεὐεται).
9. Greeks aren't just "exhausted"… they are "in pieces" (κομμἀτια).
10. A Greek person isn't just "high and mighty" or a "diva"… she is "astride a reed" (ἐχει καβαλἠσει καλἀμι).
11. In Greece, people do not just “turn you down”… they “throw you an X” (σου ἐριξε Χ).
12. A Greek person isn't just "stupid"… he's a "brick" (τοὐβλο).
13. A Greek person does not just “cheat on you”… he “puts horns on you” (σε κερατὠνει).
14. A Greek is not told to “go jump in a lake”… he is told to “go see if the boats are moving” (πἠγαινε να δεἰς αν κουνιοὐνται οι βἀρκες).
15. Greeks do not just "get into a fight"… they "become yarn balls" (γἰναμε μάλλιἀ κουβἀρια).
16. A Greek is not just “fit”… she is “slices” (φἐτες).
17. Greeks that are really drunk aren't “wasted”… they are “pie” (πἰτα).
18. Also, they are "pie" because they "drank their horns".
19. In Greece, a place isn't "really far away"… it's "by the devil's mother" (στου διαὀλου την μἀνα).
20. A Greek does not get “beat up”… he “eats wood” (τρὠει ξὐλο).
21. A Greek does not say something incomprehensible is “all Greek to me”. Instead, it is “like you are speaking Chinese” (εἰναι σαν να μου μιλἀς Κινἐζικα).
Answer: Announcements
It says one nostril to the other:
-Clos, I have a line ....
It says one nostril to the other:
-Clos, I have a line ....
Answer: Announcements
- I go to the oven do you want anything?
- cheese pie
- if not?
- spinach pie
-if not?
- BOUGATSA
-if not?
- LET HIM FUCK HIS FUCKING OVEN
- I go to the oven do you want anything?
- cheese pie
- if not?
- spinach pie
-if not?
- BOUGATSA
-if not?
- LET HIM FUCK HIS FUCKING OVEN
Answer: Announcements
A grandmother's friend came to visit.
-Should I put brown lady Ourania?
-It raises the pressure.
-Dessert;
- I have sugar.
-Juice?
-It does not suit
-To dig a hole in the yard ???
A grandmother's friend came to visit.
-Should I put brown lady Ourania?
-It raises the pressure.
-Dessert;
- I have sugar.
-Juice?
-It does not suit
-To dig a hole in the yard ???
Answer: Announcements
A blonde decides to try horseback riding but has no previous experience or has taken any classes. He gets on the horse without help and the horse immediately starts moving. She gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip out of the saddle.
He tries in terror to grab the horse's mane, but he cannot hold it tight. He tries to hug the horse's neck but slips to his side. The horse continues to gallop indifferently despite the rider hanging from his neck. The blonde makes a desperate attempt to free herself from danger and to fall as safely and painlessly as possible.
Unfortunately for her, her leg gets entangled in the lift and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse. Her head hits the ground again and again. He is on the verge of anesthesia when ... Mr. Nikos, the kiosk, unplugs the pony!
A blonde decides to try horseback riding but has no previous experience or has taken any classes. He gets on the horse without help and the horse immediately starts moving. She gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip out of the saddle.
He tries in terror to grab the horse's mane, but he cannot hold it tight. He tries to hug the horse's neck but slips to his side. The horse continues to gallop indifferently despite the rider hanging from his neck. The blonde makes a desperate attempt to free herself from danger and to fall as safely and painlessly as possible.
Unfortunately for her, her leg gets entangled in the lift and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse. Her head hits the ground again and again. He is on the verge of anesthesia when ... Mr. Nikos, the kiosk, unplugs the pony!
Answer: Announcements
Giorikas opened a shop with chickens, which was not going well.
A little further there was another one that read "Chickens of Ioannina" and it was a disaster for customers.
So he catches and writes a sign "Chickens of Ioannina" and puts it in his shop, so he started gossiping.
One day the SDOE comes for an audit, after checking books, cash registers, operating licenses and the rest, says the auditor:
"Download a chicken please."
She puts her finger on his butt, and says:
???? "This chicken is not from Ioannina. It comes from Lamia, download another one. "
He puts his finger on it again and says:
???? "This comes from Trikala.
You do not sell chickens from Ioannina as your inscription says. "I will fine you for misleading the consumer."
As he fills in the form with the details of Giorikas he asks at some point:
???? "Where are you from, Mr. Giorika?"
And Giorikas taking off his pants:
???? "Let's see, will you find it right?"
Giorikas opened a shop with chickens, which was not going well.
A little further there was another one that read "Chickens of Ioannina" and it was a disaster for customers.
So he catches and writes a sign "Chickens of Ioannina" and puts it in his shop, so he started gossiping.
One day the SDOE comes for an audit, after checking books, cash registers, operating licenses and the rest, says the auditor:
"Download a chicken please."
She puts her finger on his butt, and says:
???? "This chicken is not from Ioannina. It comes from Lamia, download another one. "
He puts his finger on it again and says:
???? "This comes from Trikala.
You do not sell chickens from Ioannina as your inscription says. "I will fine you for misleading the consumer."
As he fills in the form with the details of Giorikas he asks at some point:
???? "Where are you from, Mr. Giorika?"
And Giorikas taking off his pants:
???? "Let's see, will you find it right?"
Answer: Announcements
He's a guy at the bar and he looks at his watch all the time, a typist approaches him,
- Let me ask you, why do you look at your watch all the time?
- Aaa it is smart watches and it shows me information .....
- Truth ? and what is he writing to you now?
- Now he tells me that you do not wear br @ ki .......
- Hahaha .... he tells you wrong, I wear a bra.
- The clock goes one hour ahead .....
He's a guy at the bar and he looks at his watch all the time, a typist approaches him,
- Let me ask you, why do you look at your watch all the time?
- Aaa it is smart watches and it shows me information .....
- Truth ? and what is he writing to you now?
- Now he tells me that you do not wear br @ ki .......
- Hahaha .... he tells you wrong, I wear a bra.
- The clock goes one hour ahead .....
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-Come center, we have a strange case here. A woman shot her husband because he stepped on where he had mopped.
-Did you arrest her?
-Not yet, they are wet ..
-Come center, we have a strange case here. A woman shot her husband because he stepped on where he had mopped.
-Did you arrest her?
-Not yet, they are wet ..
Answer: Announcements
a young man, a university graduate, frustrated that
he can't find a job in his industry, but neither can he
and no work of preposition, decides something very bold
since he is about to break bread and stick the wall below
ad written on paper, just outside his house.
<I offer company, massage, as well as extremely erotic moments of all kinds, exclusively for women, regardless
age and appearance.
prices: 20 euros on the floor
50 euros on the couch
100 euros in a luxurious bed>
not much time has passed since the paper stuck
and the bell rings,
opens and sees an old woman, equal to 95 years old, smiling wickedly at him, revealing her one and only true tooth
and waving him with grace and air a 100 euros.
he swallows hard, he says to the old woman.
-Come on grandma, from here is the bed, with 100 euros I offer this.
-Which bed did they find, she answers.
5 times on the floor I want.
a young man, a university graduate, frustrated that
he can't find a job in his industry, but neither can he
and no work of preposition, decides something very bold
since he is about to break bread and stick the wall below
ad written on paper, just outside his house.
<I offer company, massage, as well as extremely erotic moments of all kinds, exclusively for women, regardless
age and appearance.
prices: 20 euros on the floor
50 euros on the couch
100 euros in a luxurious bed>
not much time has passed since the paper stuck
and the bell rings,
opens and sees an old woman, equal to 95 years old, smiling wickedly at him, revealing her one and only true tooth
and waving him with grace and air a 100 euros.
he swallows hard, he says to the old woman.
-Come on grandma, from here is the bed, with 100 euros I offer this.
-Which bed did they find, she answers.
5 times on the floor I want.
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PANATHA:
Of course you're laughing, but the story with Ioannidis showed once again how low social media has become....every idiot writes that he's being bullied without any natural consequences....and it's a good thing that within a few hours the hypothesis was proven to be a hoax ...and it didn't work
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Ertzan:
In my eyes with the eleven that Fener has sent and it's the one I wrote above Fener normally wins 2-0 at least because the ball is a whore as Osim also said everything we see can go wrong (see yesterday's)
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Ertzan:
Atjun showed once again how big a Fenerbahce fan he is and the match will be shown on free TV8
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Ertzan:
Now the coach of Fener "fucked" them but he tells you that Olympiacos is not coming so I can put them
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Ertzan:
as I wrote to a friend besides Batshuayi, I wouldn't change anyone and even if their legs had to be amputated, maybe instead of Bekao if he was injured I would put Bonucci for the penalties
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Ertzan:
Our kids have beaten the Italians, especially the 3-0, even Cristiano Ronaldo would be jealous
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