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This anecdote was said by the (then) Soviet Union ambassador to television.
God and the Greeks
When God shared the world, he told all the peoples he had made to go through the week to choose a country to live.
"I accept until Saturday" cleared them. "I will rest on Sunday".
Monday morning the Germans ran and queued up. The first day of the deadline. And so it gave them a nice and big country in the heart of Europe.
After a while, the Chinese came. Uniformly dressed and in line. They were wealthy and gave them China.
On Tuesday, French, Italians, English, Portuguese, Swedes, Americans, Canadians. They all got from a country.
Wednesday all Africans with their colorful clothes. He gave them all the beautiful Africa and told them to share it.
The Aborigines went on Thursday. He gave them Australia.
On Friday, after finishing with bureaucracy, the Russians went. After seeing what the others got, they agreed and took the frozen but beautiful Russia.
On Saturday came all the other races and nations and they took that out.
On Saturday night, late, the Gypsies arrived with all their children. God told them that they were late and nothing left. Was there a lot to put them in? However, because it was within the deadline, it allowed them to go to whatever country they want and stay with their residents. And so they spread everywhere.
On Sunday God sat to rest happy
In the afternoon he sees out of his door a crowd shouting to open him! The Greeks were, as usual, late and as soon as the backyards entered:
b ???? Open My God, please, we also want a homeland.
b ???? What do you want kids here? We did not say that I'm having a rest on Sunday;
b ???? We know our God, but we messed up the dates. Do not let us please you without our own homeland like the gypsies? We are all households.
b ???? Well, guys, why did not you come early? Now there is nothing. No inch. I have shared them all.
b ???? My God, we are guilty, we saw that he had a lot of space and we said that he would go too for us. And we waited for a little people to break in order not to wait in the queues? We have so many great minds, we have a lot to do and give the world not to leave us without a homeland. We may be slow, but if you give us us, we will defend it with our lives.
b ???? What to tell you guys? (God said scratching his head). And you guys are me and you are the smartest, but there is really no other place!
b ???? Please.
b ???? Good. Then I will give you a very small piece that I kept for myself (!!!)