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A colleague told Mitch that his wife
he cheats with his best friend every day at 1 at noon.
Straight and wounded Mitsos ran home
on 1 to see if it's true.

Later he returned to the office relieved and happy.
My colleague asked him what happened.

"Look, stop spreading such horrible rumors.
The guy is not my best friend.



I do not even know it "
 
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4 the day of the week today
and 4 days before the final
I think PAOK is made of 4 letters
was founded in 4th month of year 1926
has won 4 Cups of Greece
the stadium of his fanatical fans is the 4 Door
has a chairman named 4
and qualified in the final with 4ara
I suspect, I think, that 4 will get me a phone to tell me that they have found me a ticket
 
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Police stop a car on the highway ...

Policeman:

- Sir, I noticed you're wearing a seat belt. Trafficking does not only punish offenders but also rewards legitimate ones. That's why you know that you are the lucky winner of a million drachmas because you were wearing a seat belt. What do you have to say? What will you do with your money?

Guide: -You know, now that I have money, I say finally to get the diploma.

His wife, who was sitting next to him,

- Do not listen to him! When he is drunk, all such things say!

Says the grandfather sitting in the back seat:

- And I was saying it. With a stolen car we are not going to go away.

There is also a voice from the luggage compartment of the car:

-What happened; Have we crossed the border?
 
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Man gives the smartest answer to a question - a job interview trap!

A man was asked to resolve his moral dilemma in a job interview.
Drive with your car on a wild and rainy night. Passing in front of a bus stop and seeing 3 people waiting for the bus:
An elderly woman who seems dying.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The woman
/ The man of your dreams.

Which of the three will offer to take your car, knowing that you can only get one?
You could take the old woman who is about to die, so you have to save her first.

Or you could take your old friend, who once saved your life, so now it would be the perfect opportunity to make it back to you.

Or you could get the love of your life, because you might never have it again.


The candidate hired, among other 200 candidates, did not have any difficulty answering.

Just answer:


<< I would give the car keys to my old friend to go to the old woman in the hospital. I would wait with the love of my life for the bus at the stop.>>
 
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Sometimes a farmer was searching for a dabbaned cock for
the chicken coop. He buys a man who looked like a man.
As soon as he enters the chicken coop and sees 180 hens, he makes a cast and squats. He buys another man, who looked like a gallant, gladiator cock, with a shiny coat.
Once she gets into the chicken coop, she kneads 2 chickens, makes her squirrel and drowns.

Desperate, the guy once again goes to the trader and says: "Or you give me a roughy cock, or I'm making a bullshit." The merchant gives him a rooster demolished and stunning, a creature on the verge of falling down. "I did not want to give it to you because it's a bit weird, but one that you ask."

Distracted the guy puts him in the chicken coop. When he sees the hens the cock suddenly fills up with air, puffs, grubs his eyes, makes

KIKIRIKOUOUOUOUOU!! and takes a ride running one after another chick, until he makes the round and 180 twice! There were chickens in the straw with a stupid smile of happiness.

Anxious the farmer goes to catch him, but his cock leaves the chicken coop.
Chasing the farmer, he sees the road snaked with animals that had a stupid look of happiness: pigs, dogs, cats, donkeys, horses, ducks, geese, squirrels, foxes, even turtles and hedgehogs and all the forest animals on the back!

Until after a while, he sees the cock lying on his back, half-tongue with the tongue out and over him carrying a 2-3 circle.
A pandemic who loses such an incredible animal, runs near to him and asks:

-You do not kill me and you're the head!

So the cock answers:

-Don't fuck you fuckin 'cause you're gonna frighten me the crap!
 
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[FONT = &] The sergeant in the soldiers:
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? The captain will come soon. Beware, crooks!
If he asks you: "how many times are you" will say 22,
"How many years do you serve" you say 2,
"Which food do you like, beans or meat" you will both say.

<o:p>:p> [/ FONT]
[FONT = &] The captain comes and asks a soldier who was Pontius:
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? How many years do you serve my child ;
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? My twenty-two captain .
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? Twenty two ; And how old are you ;
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &]???? Two
[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? Two? But do not tell me you're going crazy or stupid ;

[/ FONT]
[FONT = &] ???? Both my captain . <o:p>:p> [/ FONT]
 
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A Greek, an American and an Indian were found one day in hell.
The devil meets them and tells them:
???? Those who come here give me an opportunity to move to paradise.
And he makes a huge whip saying,
???? Whoever will withstand three blows without shouting, will go to paradise.
You can use what you want to shield.
The first is the American.
???? What will you have for a shield? the devil asks.
The American takes up a huge stone and says,
???? I will use this stone! I'm ready!

The devil raises the whip, strikes when the stone goes away.
He beats the second and scares the American as if he is crazy, so he misses the chance to go to paradise.
Then it was the turn of the Indian.
???? What will you have for a shield? the devil asks him.
???? Nothing, says the Indian. I do since I was born yoga and I do not feel any pain!
At the first blow, the Indian was incongruous. In the second he made some grimaces and in the third hit a little more. But he did not speak out of his mouth!
???? To take, the devil says, for the first time one can withstand three blows.
Well, you are free to go to paradise. You deserve it.
???? No, the Indian says. I want to stay and see.
In all the jokes, the Greek made it clear. I want to see now how it will go wrong!
???? All right, stay, you see, the devil says.

So comes the Greek order and asks:
€“ What are you going to use for a shield?
And the Greek answers:

???? What else The Indian!
 
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Three paintbrushes
an Albanian, a German and a Greek died?
.. and went to Paradise.
St. Peter opened the door for them;
-Good kids. At last three useful people came.
Kids, I want to paint the door of Paradise.
???? Tell me, Albano tells you, how much do you want to see?
???? 600 euro, says Albanian.
???? 600; How do you account?
???? 400 for me and 200 materials. **
???? You say to the German, how much do you want?
???? 900 euro: 300 for me, 300 in the tax and 300 materials.
???? And you say to the Greek how much do you want?
???? 3.000 Euro Ayre Petro **
???? 3.000; Are you crazy; How do you account?
???? Saint Peter, come closer to not listen to us.
St. Peter walked by and the Greek whispers: Listen to see:
1.000 for you, 1.000 for me, 400 to German to block it and 600
we will give the Albanian to paint her door.
 
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Nice.

Remind me an old man and I make it copy / paste: (if I loose you yarn)

A Greek dies and reaches the Reception desk of Hell and his official announces that because he is a national of a member state of the European Union he can choose one of the member countries' He thinks a little and decides to go to German. "Organized country tells you, so many years in Greece what I understood, I took out the oil. At least, let me take a smell of what Europe means, even in hell. "


So he arrives at the gate of German hell. Black marble, engraved, iron gate and high highlighted in large letters KOLASI in German. He beats and opens a perfectly dressed employee and asks him what he wants.
"To see how it is," he replies.
- Do not even think about it! All day we are eating with something huge whips and in the evening they put us in huge barrels full of dirt! Horror! Horror!


Where the rum goes - Trying the other mistakes, French, Dutch etc, do not cherish them, everywhere the same. So, disappointed, he resorts to the ultimate solution (what to do;), Greek hell!

So it goes out of the gate. An abandoned portal, dirty, where at its highest point is the word KOLASIS with large phosphorescent letters. K and L naturally do not light up. So the inscription writes: -O-ASH. "Greek eruption?", Mumbles? As he approaches, he listens to music. It is closer. The music now sounds plain. Bouzouki, tzourades, baglamas etc Beats and opens a guy holding a bottle in one hand, one cigarette to the other and blind to the drunk and asking him what he wants.

- I came to see what he is, he says and puts his head inside.
And what to see ... Tables, boots, chants to dance on the tables, cigarettes, daubles. Generally, bobtail. The guy fools and asks what's going on here.
- Come on, buddy. The situation is dramatic here. We are bathed all day with something huge whips and in the evening they put us in huge barrels and boil, the drunk says.
- Do you make me a friend? Here you drink and you are glad!
- Okay, okay, you know how it is here in Greece. One barrels are not present, the other one spoils the whips? | You understand ...
 
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At 9 in the morning, one calls cents at the police department:
- "Βββρρρίκα ένννα ψψψψόφφιο αααλογο στττην οδοο Παπα.., Παπα .., Παπα .."
Eligible service officer, trying to help:
- "Papagou? Papaflessa? Papafi?"
- "Ohoh ... Papa ..., Papa ..., Papa ..., Damn!" and closes.

In one hour, re-starts and begins the same:
- "Bvvrrrka a pspspsoffio aaalogo on Papa Street.., Papa.., Papa ..., come, Papa ..."
Again, nothing.
Eager, but losing the officer's patience, he again tries:
- "Papagou? Papaflessa? Papafi?"
- "Oh no again! Papa ..., Papa ..., Papa ... Damn!" and closes again.


Within five hours, the phone rings again:
- "Βββρρρίκα ένννα ψψψψόφφιο αααλογο στττην οδοο Παπα.., Παπα.., Παπα.."
Having exhausted his patience the policeman, but wanting to look polite, he tries. .
- "Papagou? Papaflessa? Papafi?"

- "Well done! That's where I got it now! "
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn [h = 2] 25 Page Annotations [/ h]There is an oral interview for public recruitment.
The first candidate enters in.
Candidate Do you know how many people ATHINA has?
Answer Of course it has six million.
Good for you. Let the next one pass.
The question is:
Candidate Do you know how many people ATHINA has?
Answer Of course it has six million.
Fine. NAMES AND ADDRESSES.
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 27 Page
A family decides to buy a parrot for the house.

He goes to a shop with song stalls. The employee begins to show them a number of parrots and tells the prices.
Eventually they arrive at the last parrot and they say that we give him only 5 EURO because he has a stupid mood, and we want to sell him as long as.
They decide to take this parrot.
They turn home and take the cloth over the crate.
- Looks Papagalos and says A new burgundy.
- The mother comes in and says Papagalos I and a new titsas.
- They come to the house and the two daughters see them and they say We have new ones.
- The father comes to the house and the parrot sees it and calls Takis constant value.
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 27 Page
An airplane falls into the jungle.

A Greek and a Dutchman are greeted by a Greek.
They begin to walk in the jungle trying to find a place for the night so that they do not eat wild animals.
They are seeing a Monastery at some point, they are approaching and they start to knock the door.
Opens a nun and asks What do you want?
- Stay in the evening because the wild beasts will eat us out.
- Excluded here is a women's monastery.
- But please.
- Not because the nuns will be lying.
- Please .
- The nun thinks and says okay, but with a condition we'll cut off your genitals.
- They think and say it better without a bird than a lion food.
- They get in, they get the Dutch first, they go to a room, and they hear an AH at some point.
- The Crane's turn comes to him in the room and he sounds an AH-AX.
- It's time for GREEK to go to the room, and the Greek says I have a question. The Dutchman did an AH, the German made 2 AX-AX. Why.
- Depending on the profession of each one we also use the appropriate instrument. The Dutchman was a butcher and we cut his bird with an ax. The German was a carpenter and cut him off with the saw. What slavery did you do?
- GREEK PIGOTATZIS answers.
- And says the Abbot nuns go to melt until they melt.
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 28 Page
Do someone knock on the door?

Who is; Grandma asks
- The grim Reaper
- What do you want? says the grandfather
- I came to get one of you.

- My grandfather says, let grandmother live!
b ???? No, my grandmother says, take me, if I lose my grandfather, how will I live alone?
- Decide, says the charm, and I will come back
- If losing grandmother says to my grandfather I can not live
- I go to the cafe says grandfather to think, but | forget his keys
and he turned to get them.
Knocking on the door.
- Who is; Grandma asks ........

- The charm, Grandfather says, crying, I came to get your one !!!
- It's not here? | It's not here! | In the cafe you'll find it !!!!
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 28 Page
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg that has prepared him:

Give my child the egg to become big like Dad! ..
- I do not want, says the little one.
- Fuck my boy to become old and strong.
"I do not want to tell you," insisted the little man.
- It 's dawn to raise your bird.
And the mom sounds from within.
- John eat the egg, I will make burgers for the child !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 29 Page
-
Woman, come here! Does it have hot water or start binelli?

- She has my husband.


- Good, because I do not wash with cold water ...!
 
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TRANSPORT FROM Yarn 29 Page
She's two blondes in the car and she says one that leads to the other:
- Go see if the flash comes on.

The other goes out and tells her:
- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no ...
 
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