Answer: Konstas Jokes
Sometimes a farmer was searching for a dabbaned cock for
the chicken coop. He buys a man who looked like a man.
As soon as he enters the chicken coop and sees 180 hens, he makes a cast and squats. He buys another man, who looked like a gallant, gladiator cock, with a shiny coat.
Once she gets into the chicken coop, she kneads 2 chickens, makes her squirrel and drowns.
Desperate, the guy once again goes to the trader and says: "Or you give me a roughy cock, or I'm making a bullshit." The merchant gives him a rooster demolished and stunning, a creature on the verge of falling down. "I did not want to give it to you because it's a bit weird, but one that you ask."
Distracted the guy puts him in the chicken coop. When he sees the hens the cock suddenly fills up with air, puffs, grubs his eyes, makes
KIKIRIKOUOUOUOUOU!! and takes a ride running one after another chick, until he makes the round and 180 twice! There were chickens in the straw with a stupid smile of happiness.
Anxious the farmer goes to catch him, but his cock leaves the chicken coop.
Chasing the farmer, he sees the road snaked with animals that had a stupid look of happiness: pigs, dogs, cats, donkeys, horses, ducks, geese, squirrels, foxes, even turtles and hedgehogs and all the forest animals on the back!
Until after a while, he sees the cock lying on his back, half-tongue with the tongue out and over him carrying a 2-3 circle.
A pandemic who loses such an incredible animal, runs near to him and asks:
-You do not kill me and you're the head!
So the cock answers:
-Don't fuck you fuckin 'cause you're gonna frighten me the crap!