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Answer: Konstas Jokes

He is Tomas and is preparing to make an appointment with Annula.
Before leaving the house he asks his father:
- ???? Then you condom with you got?
- ???? I've got Dad if I do anything with Annula will put it.
- ???? And what do I know that you will wear it?
If you do not put it now outside the house you do not go out.
- ???? Come on, Dad, what stupidity are these?
- ???? Not my child if you do not wear it you are not going anywhere!
- ???? Well, if I'm stunned, I'll wear it.
Tomorrow he goes with Anoula to the beach and after a short time of joking, Tootos says:
- ???? My little baby?
- ???? Yes, Annula says
- ?? Do you want to make love?
- ???? Yes, I think that's the right time.
So this is where Touno takes Annula and go to a hotel to finish their relationship.
At one point and having just left with the underwear they start to make them and that says Anoula:
- ???? Now, are you seeing these juicy daisies?
- ???? Yes, this is what Tothos says.
- ???? Only the hot summer sun has touched them, Annula says.
Do you see this tournament?
- ???? Yes, Tothos says again
- ???? Only the wind beneath the skirt has touched it.
This ???? do you see it in between?
- ???? Yes, Tothos says again
- ???? Only the running water of the shower has touched it.
He pulls down the toe boxer and says:
- ???? Annola, do you see this here?
- ???? Yes, Annula says
- ???? Still in the gelatin I have it !!!
 
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Answer: Konstas Jokes

Once, the Tooth's teacher told him to write 3 suggestions.
When he went home he asked his mom who did the job:
???? Mommy tell me a suggestion.
???? Leave me now I can not.
Tootos writes it.
Then he goes to his brother playing electronic:
???? Brother, tell me a suggestion.
???? I'm Batman, Batman, Batman.
She goes and writes it.
Then he goes to his father who was talking on the phone:
???? Dad, tell me a suggestion.
???? Who's that fat with baldness?
She goes and writes it.
The next day at school, the teacher asks Tooth:
???? Did you write the suggestions?
???? Yes ma'am.
???? Tell me about them.
???? Leave me now I can not.
???? Who do you represent?
???? I'm Batman, Batman, Batman.
???? Here I will go to the manager.
???? Who's that fat with baldness?
 
Answer: Konstas Jokes

One day when Tootos was at school, the teacher told them:
"Children tomorrow will all bring you from a pet."
The next day, all the children were in the classroom with a pet except the Toot who was missing.
The teacher asked the children if they had seen Tooth and the children said they had not seen him.
After the teacher continued the lesson asking what voice the baby had brought every little boy a little later outside the door they heard chains crawling.
While the teacher looked at curiosity, Tootos, with a strong kick, opened the door and told his teacher:
"Good morning I brought my pet."
and as his teacher looked better he saw his father chained and said to Tooth:
"This is your grandfather!"
and his Tooth deceives:
"It's not a jackal look and I'll show it to you."
Together he touches and asks his father:
"Father, how long have you been tricking?"
and the captain replies, "Wow."
 
Answer: Konstas Jokes

A man asks the doctor whether he will live up to 100.

The doctor asks him: Do you smoke, smoke?
The man does not answer.

Doctor: Stay away, do you play cards?
Man: No, of course, I've never done that before.

Doctor: Do you drive dangerously, go with another chick every night?
Man: No, and not even.


Doctor: And then why the hell do you want to live so much?
 
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Sits the guy (130 + kilos) in the bar and passes a goddess in front of him!

Guy:
- You 're ...

The typist:
- What happened? deflate?
 

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