Jokes about Zoniana

[Tenekes]

Anyone who has heard an anecdote should put it here...


What do you call the Municipal Stadium of Zoniana????

Peace and Plantation..

 

[elgeli]

http://www.goodnet.gr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=780

and on the current topic,

facts and truths from residents etc

http://www.goodnet.gr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=764

 

[Tenekes]

What position do ALL the players of Ermis Zonians play???
Crazy!!!

 

[piravlos]

What position do ALL the players of Ermis Zonians play???
Crazy!!!

football team is Hermes the team buffet?

 

[Daglashen]

Also get some mandinas for the Special Guards...

 

[biancoseleste]

For those who know some things about Crete, Zoniana is a minimal miniature of Anogeia....

Here you can see what is happening... I don't think anyone dares to touch them... The memories of the 1996 elections and the hostage taking of the entire police department are still fresh...

 

[elgeli]

Also get some mandinas for the Special Guards...

dag

this is "crap"

but the one who "plays" and mentions them the most,

for Kontaro, I am referring to the fact that the shop is in the center somewhere

of Athens, he is Dora's "follower" and "chatsa".

and who will "talk" to him

a Kritikom@lakas is like some others (thankfully not many)

 

[Amantino]

For those who know some things about Crete, Zoniana is a minimal miniature of Anogeia....

My village, don't listen to any anecdotes about Anogia...

 

[Tenekes]

For those who know some things about Crete, Zoniana is a minimal miniature of Anogeia....

Here you can see what is happening... I don't think anyone dares to touch them... The memories of the 1996 elections and the hostage taking of the entire police department are still fresh...

Why did they dare?????
Hidden and with buttons, we're all dudes...

P.S. I am not referring to the Cretan fighters!!!

 

[BetLaden]

Zoniana

to collect everything I've heard and it's good...


What do you call the stadium in Zoniana?
- SEF, Peace Stadium and Plantation.




- Why if Zoniana had a polo team would they be the first in the world?
- Because everyone would play flamboyant.




- Why are all fans of Panathinaikos in Zoniana?
- Because it has as its emblem trefoil.




- What is everyone's favorite song in Zoniana?
- I smoke weed and play pro.



- What do Zoniana have in common with the church?
- In both when you enter you make your Cross.



- In one car is one from Zoniana, one from Anogia and one from Livadia Mylopotamos. Who's driving?
- The insurance.




- And what is the favorite sport of the Zonians?
- The buffet.



- Why do EKAM collect the hashish of the Zonians?
- Because after the fires in the Peloponnese there was a shortage in Kolonaki.



- If the story of the Zonians is ever made into a movie, it will star Tassel;




- Fucking globalization. EKAM enters Zoniana and paralyzes the economy of the Netherlands.

 

[animusbet]

What are the wolves that live in the mountains of the Zonians called?
Cigarette

 

[Akaliptos]

What are the wolves that live in the mountains of the Zonians called?
Cigarette

 

[BetLaden]

- Manuuuuuu.... Your grades in school are bad!!! Wood will fall!!!!

- Yes father...I know where the Master lives!!!

 

[Daglashen]

- What are Zoniana called in Spanish?

- VILLABAFO!

 

[BetLaden]

 

[BetLaden]

 

[piravlos]

Don't dwell in the mountains
the whole year
they took Zoniana from us
I don't take that either
Come on, I'm not taking this either
They sneaked in
the special forces
Pavlopoule, whore
to fall to die
come come fall to die
With the very pain that hurts
the mother when she gives birth
I also feel pain in Zoniana
who took them from us..it goes
come come where they took them from us..go
I don't care about the village
I will find somewhere else to live
I just care that I won't find it
thing to smoke
Come on, let me smoke
And I was to do in life
me without hashish
how to enjoy food
and then the fuck?
come come and then the fuck?

 

[BetLaden]

A guy with a lot of money goes to Crete and is enchanted by its beauties. At one point he meets a local who is holding a Cretan knife

"Man" he says to him "how much do you want to give me your knife?"

"I don't give it," replies the Cretan <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice "/> <o>>



"I will give you what you want," says the rich man again <o>>



"Oi" says the Cretan again

"Yes, I'll give you my gold Rolex," says the rich man longingly

"Go away, I'm not giving you the knife"

"But why" asks the rich man

"Woman, look," the Cretan tells him, "If you give me the Rolex, I'll give you the knife, I'll go to the village, I'll sit in the cafe, I'll drink a couple of tsikoudies, I'm sick of pentozalis, someone come and tell me" what about your mother..." I'll say it? It's a quarter to nine???"

 

[Tenekes]

- What do they decorate in Zoniana at Christmas instead of a fir tree?
- Hashish tree.

 

[Tenekes]

How does time pass in Zoniana???
bam! bam!

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