WANTED WAY!

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The animals in the forest learned that the bear had made a list of the animals it would eat next month. Most were worried, but the lion went out of the bear's nest the next morning.
- Bear, bear, he shouts.
The bear comes out.
-Good morning bear!
-Good morning lion!
-I have learned that you have made a list of the animals you will eat next month, is that true?
- Yes it's true.
-Do you have me inside to eat me?
- I do not remember, wait a while for me to bring it to tell you.
He brings her and answers him:
-Yes, I have you inside!
Ha, ha, ha, bear, I'm the lion, I'm the king of animals, before I tear you to pieces, because I'm curious, can you tell me something?
-Of course.
- In order to eat me, you must first kill a bear.
- And this is true.
-And I can find out how you intend to kill me?
-So, and with a sudden blow with the nails of his right foot he cuts his neck.
Take down the lion, the bear ate it.

The next day the tiger goes out of the bear's nest.
-Bear, bear! he shouts
The bear comes out.
-Good morning bear!
-Good morning tiger!
-I have learned that you have made a list of the animals you will eat next month, is that true?
-Yes it's true.
- Do you have me in?
- I do not remember, but wait a while for me to bring it and I will tell you.
He brings it, looks at it and answers:
-Yes, I have you inside!
-Xax, ha, ha re bear, I'm the tiger, I'm much stronger than you, because I'm not angry yet and I'm curious, and because in order to eat me you must first kill me, can I know how you will kill me?
-So, she tells him, and with a sudden movement with the nails of his right foot he cuts his neck.
Take down the tiger. The bear ate him.

By the afternoon the other animals found out, and made a noise. The elephant, however, did not worry.
The next morning he goes out of the bear's nest.
Bear, bear! he shouts!
The bear comes out.
-Good morning bear!
-Good morning elephant!
-I have learned that you have made a list of the animals you will eat next month, is that true?
-Yes it's true.
- Do you have me in?
- I do not remember, wait half a minute to bring it and I will tell you.
He brings it, looks at it and answers:
-Yes, I have you inside, and in fact I have a note that from you because you are very fat I will only eat your mind.
-Ha, ha, ha re bear, before I step on you with my foot and melt you, can you explain something to me?
-Of course.
- In order to eat even my mind, you must first kill me.
-Obviously.
-And can you tell me how you intend to kill me?
-So! she tells him, and with a sudden movement of his right foot with his fingernails he cuts the proboscis in half!
The blood starts to flow, the elephant is hit by the pain ..but in a few minutes it dies from bleeding! With an incision in the head, the bear comes out and eats the elephant's mind!

The other animals learned about it by the afternoon.
The next day the hare (after first thinking that if he has it inside is lost), went timidly out of the bear's nest.
-Bear, bear! he shouts!
The bear comes out.
-Good morning bear!
-Good morning, lage!
-E, I learned that you have made a list of the animals you will eat next month, is that true?
-Yes it's true.
-E, do you have me in?
- I do not remember, wait a minute to bring it and I will tell you.
He brings her, looks at her, and answers him:
-Yes, I have you inside!
-Please, can you turn me off and not eat me?
-Of course, yes, here I turned you off! You can go!
-Thank you very much! Have a nice day!
 
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