But, I answered everything correctly

[zorian]

-In which battle was Napoleon killed?
-In his last one.

- Where was the US Declaration of Independence signed?
-At the bottom of the page.

-What is the main cause of divorces?
-The wedding.

-What is the main cause of failure?
-The exams.

-What looks more like half an apple?
-The other half.

-What can you never eat for breakfast?
-Lunch and dinner.

-If you throw a pebble into a lake, what will happen?
-It will get wet.

-How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
-You will never find a one-armed elephant.

-How can you throw an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?
-Any way you like, concrete floors don't break.

 

[footballmania]

The centipede!

A guy enters a Pet Shop:
- Hello, I want to buy a strange animal ..

- Well, we have a parrot that speaks Greek, the employee tells him.

- Yes, slowly, everyone has this ... I tell you I want something strange.

- Eee, we also have a forty-footer who speaks Greek (!)

- Are you serious; In fact, this is a strange animal, the guy says, I'll take it.

After all, he buys it, goes home, puts it in a glass, puts water, food, and other miscellaneous things and goes and eats.

At some point, a friend calls him and they arrange to go for beers. So when the guy was getting ready, he thinks about trying the "new purchase" he made and turns to the centipede and says to her:

- I'll go for beers, will you come ???

The centipede is nothing.
After a while, again:
- I'll go for beers, will you come ???

Again, the centipede is nothing.
She still has a little time left, and he tells her again:
- I'll go for beers, will you come ???

Again, the centipede is nothing.
After he is ready and has the key in hand, he goes back to the centipede and says to her again:
- I'll go for beers, will you come ???

And the forty-footed:
- I HEAR YOU RE. I TIE MY LACES!!!!!