The old man and the old woman...

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Yesterday afternoon, inside the bus, somewhere in Athens...!!!!!! (DEN
EINAI ANEKDOTO!)

Deathly silence though full of people, transports the afflicted
from work Athenians, late. The drizzle and the honks,
they probably spoil the mood unconsciously. Seats taken, people
standing, no conversation.
The standing old lady with platinum hair and painted by
wrinkles and face paint, he makes the decision to manifest the rude
and her racist monologue. Receiver of her extreme behavior, one
immigrant (probably from Nigeria, judging by the deep dark
color of) whose second "mistake" - the first was that he came to
Greece- was that he had a seat and was sitting. So in a "worldly" way,
the protagonist of our story addresses him.

-Get up to sit!

- ...

- Well, of course! Since we got you all here, it's our fault!
- ...

-Are you pretending not to hear? What's your job here? The place was full of
blacks and albanians! Don't be ashamed, I tell you!

- ...

It is obvious that the indifference he receives from the African passenger
pisses her off more. The world remains indifferent in front of
scene and only some whispers from some commenting on the delirium
of her, betray a imperceptible reaction.

Suddenly a position magically becomes vacant, which happens to be her
next to our foreign friend! Without a second thought, the old woman
lady sits right next to him and continues unabashedly to adorn him
with various offensive epithets. He gives her none at all
importance and leaves it exposed in the simplest way.

The event at this point takes a completely unexpected development
adds another interest. Two controllers going up to "separate"
this bus will unwittingly become the protagonists and they, in
strange - in terms of its outcome - this story.

-Tickets, please.

A classic phrase that fills stowaways with anxiety and does
the rest to put their hand in their pocket, looking for the "magic
paper" that will save them from becoming the focus of the eyes
of the rest.

The inspectors start their work from both ends of the vehicle,
giving time to passengers sitting in the middle to catch up with her
peace of mind the ticket or think of a good excuse (for
those who have not). Our protagonists are also sitting somewhere there. THE
old lady pulls the ticket out of the ugly leather case
her bag and holds it up as if she made some terrible discovery!
Without thinking about it, the motionless and speechless - until that time
moment - our foreign protagonist, dives the ticket in a flash
her and she eats it! Everyone looks on in surprise but also in secret satisfaction.
The next dialogue between the auditor and the lady is all
money.

- Your ticket, please.

- The Black man ate it for me!!! (sobbing)

Somewhere around here people are laughing, the controller thinks she's crazy
and the fine is now written in his notebook...
 
Yesterday afternoon, inside the bus, somewhere in Athens...!!!!!! (DEN
EINAI ANEKDOTO!)

Deathly silence though full of people, transports the afflicted
from work Athenians, late. The drizzle and the honks,
they probably spoil the mood unconsciously. Seats taken, people
standing, no conversation.
The standing old lady with platinum hair and painted by
wrinkles and face paint, he makes the decision to manifest the rude
and her racist monologue. Receiver of her extreme behavior, one
immigrant (probably from Nigeria, judging by the deep dark
color of) whose second "mistake" - the first was that he came to
Greece- was that he had a seat and was sitting. So in a "worldly" way,
the protagonist of our story addresses him.

-Get up to sit!

- ...

- Well, of course! Since we got you all here, it's our fault!
- ...

-Are you pretending not to hear? What's your job here? The place was full of
blacks and albanians! Don't be ashamed, I tell you!

- ...

It is obvious that the indifference he receives from the African passenger
pisses her off more. The world remains indifferent in front of
scene and only some whispers from some commenting on the delirium
of her, betray a imperceptible reaction.

Suddenly a position magically becomes vacant, which happens to be her
next to our foreign friend! Without a second thought, the old woman
lady sits right next to him and continues unabashedly to adorn him
with various offensive epithets. He gives her none at all
importance and leaves it exposed in the simplest way.

The event at this point takes a completely unexpected development
adds another interest. Two controllers going up to "separate"
this bus will unwittingly become the protagonists and they, in
strange - in terms of its outcome - this story.

-Tickets, please.

A classic phrase that fills stowaways with anxiety and does
the rest to put their hand in their pocket, looking for the "magic
paper" that will save them from becoming the focus of the eyes
of the rest.

The inspectors start their work from both ends of the vehicle,
giving time to passengers sitting in the middle to catch up with her
peace of mind the ticket or think of a good excuse (for
those who have not). Our protagonists are also sitting somewhere there. THE
old lady pulls the ticket out of the ugly leather case
her bag and holds it up as if she made some terrible discovery!
Without thinking about it, the motionless and speechless - until that time
moment - our foreign protagonist, dives the ticket in a flash
her and she eats it! Everyone looks on in surprise but also in secret satisfaction.
The next dialogue between the auditor and the lady is all
money.

- Your ticket, please.

- The Black man ate it for me!!! (sobbing)

Somewhere around here people are laughing, the controller thinks she's crazy
and the fine is now written in his notebook...


bravo to ....player!!!!!!! the old women in the esap and on the ships in August is worse than the mosquitoes and flies in August.
 
ONCE I RETURNED FIFTEENTH FROM MYKON. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ISLAND OF HAVALE. 500 OLD WOMEN CAME TO TINO FROM THE PILGRIMAGE. I WAS WRONG THE ISLAND OF VAVOURA IS THE FIFTEENTH TINOS. THEY HAD SPREAD THE CHEESE AND COLD GOATS AND WITH BREAD THEY EAT THEM WITH THE HANDS.
 
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You're also lucky because the grilled meat doesn't smell much when it cools.....

You haven't been in extreme situations.... Mortadella bursting on the table or tapers with some strange garlic stew or (the all time classic) meatballs with lots of onion.... We are talking that if you are eaten, death comes to you (without delay. ....)....: twis:
 
You're also lucky because the grilled meat doesn't smell much when it cools.....

You haven't been in extreme situations.... Mortadella bursting on the table or tapers with some strange garlic stew or (the all time classic) meatballs with lots of onion.... We are talking that if you are eaten, death comes to you (without delay. ....)....: twis:

That's right, my friend... if there's a Tiga food in the taper:hammer: in the garlic, when you open the cap from the tapper, the garlic comes out and it's okay to go to :evil1:

:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 
ONCE I RETURNED FIFTEENTH FROM MYKON. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ISLAND OF HAVALE. 500 OLD WOMEN CAME TO TINO FROM THE PILGRIMAGE. I WAS WRONG THE ISLAND OF VAVOURA IS THE FIFTEENTH TINOS. THEY HAD SPREAD THE CHEESE AND COLD GOATS AND WITH BREAD THEY EAT THEM WITH THE HANDS.


LET THE WORST BE IN THE SHIPS WHICH GO HALF DECK TWO OLD WOMEN AND THEIR PREY. EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T DO IT ONE MORE TIME, MEGALOCHARI WILL DROP HER THE CHOLESTERIN) ON THE ISAP AND ON THE BUSES THAT NEVER CAN AND THEY PUT YOU IN TO PUSH THE TICKET AND WHEN YOU GO TO WORSHIP NO PICTURE THEY MADE AN EPISTLE THEY PUSH YOU WITH A HOOK AND DEMEK YELLOW ABSTRACT TEXTURE TO GET N YOUR TURN. WHILE THE OLD MEN (MEN MEN OF OLD AGE) THEY HAVE A JOYFUL BEHAVIOR OVERALL AND GOOD FOR THEM. IF YOU FALL INTO AN OLD WOMAN AT A STAND YOU WILL WITNESS THE TIME AND MOMENT YOU DECIDED TO GET A CIGARETTE, YOUR PRINCIPLES ARE BREAKED..YES, THEY DON'T LIKE TO GIVE R YOU'RE BUSY I CAN'T SEE IT I DO THEY GIVE IT WRONG THEY TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO COME BACK TO GET THE CIGARETTES. ASTA AEDIA


AND THE CLIMATE ON TELEVISION. NOON DALLA JULIUS CAESAR WITH 42 UNDER SHADE. CONSTITUTE SQUARE LICENSE (LIKE A DESERT CITY IN SPAGHETTI WETCHERN. LICENSE. COMPLETELY? NO. AN OLD WOMAN IN A BLACK CLOTHES AND A CHERRY WALKS DECIDEDLY UNTIL THE ALTER CAMERA FINDS THE STAR THERE EMBARRASSED AND BAKED WITH PERSIA INSIDE THE CHAMBER IT SAYS " WE'RE ROASTED MY CHILD, WHERE'S THE STATE? ALL USELESS" WHERE YOU'RE GOING BROKEN BABY WITH 42 UNDER THE SHADOW AND APNEA WHICH EVEN THE DAIRYMAN DOESN'T MOVE?
 
Hey friend, once I got on a regular bus when I was a student, the bus was full and until that moment (larissa) I was the only one with a license next to me. a shortianite-type priest but shorter and white. he has been drinking all his life as he informed me at a wedding and he would go down - luckily - he stank of malamatina and spilled on the seat he blocked me in the window and he was sleeping snoring. the worst. but I have eaten some old women with a tapper next to me on a regular bus and I've seen them all time and time again the old women are the worst.:hammer:
 
We are talking about old men and women who get on our nerves with their tapers, their strangeness and their simplicity....
The old people who wake up every day at 7:00, dress up, decorate themselves and go limping with their bag to the National Bank....:hammer:
They get the priority number and wait patiently in the chairs for their turn to go to the ticket office to do a simple book update...:hammer::hammer::hammer:
The top thing is that they don't move the bill and they don't understand when the cashier explains it to them...and they sit for 10-15 minutes until they unblock the cash register and leave cursing the government...the state and the employees who are not helpful and are and rude.: priest:

In the summer, they especially camp on the bank because of the air condition and it gets very noisy...:hammer:: surprise:
 
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We are talking about old men and women who get on our nerves with their tapers, their strangeness and their simplicity....
The old people who wake up every day at 7:00, dress up, decorate themselves and go limping with their bag to the National Bank....:hammer:
They get the priority number and wait patiently in the chairs for their turn to go to the ticket office to do a simple book update...:hammer::hammer::hammer:
The top thing is that they don't move the bill and they don't understand when the cashier explains it to them...and they sit for 10-15 minutes until they unblock the cash register and leave cursing the government...the state and the employees who are not helpful and are and rude.: priest:

In the summer, they especially camp on the bank because of the air condition and it gets very noisy...:hammer:: surprise:

Mallon katalavame pou douleveis : twis:
 
I LIKE THAT YOU THROW IT ALL ON THE OLD MEN, THEY MAKE US SOUR AND STINK US, PEOPLE IN 40'S AND OVER WITH A CARAF BELLY, RECOVERY AND RUDENESS ARE THE WORST MY FRIENDS. I AM A WAITER AND I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE...
 
Yesterday afternoon, inside the bus, somewhere in Athens...!!!!!! (DEN
EINAI ANEKDOTO!)

Deathly silence though full of people, transports the afflicted
from work Athenians, late. The drizzle and the honks,
they probably spoil the mood unconsciously. Seats taken, people
standing, no conversation.
The standing old lady with platinum hair and painted by
wrinkles and face paint, he makes the decision to manifest the rude
and her racist monologue. Receiver of her extreme behavior, one
immigrant (probably from Nigeria, judging by the deep dark
color of) whose second "mistake" - the first was that he came to
Greece- was that he had a seat and was sitting. So in a "worldly" way,
the protagonist of our story addresses him.

-Get up to sit!

- ...

- Well, of course! Since we got you all here, it's our fault!
- ...

-Are you pretending not to hear? What's your job here? The place was full of
blacks and albanians! Don't be ashamed, I tell you!

- ...

It is obvious that the indifference he receives from the African passenger
pisses her off more. The world remains indifferent in front of
scene and only some whispers from some commenting on the delirium
of her, betray a imperceptible reaction.

Suddenly a position magically becomes vacant, which happens to be her
next to our foreign friend! Without a second thought, the old woman
lady sits right next to him and continues unabashedly to adorn him
with various offensive epithets. He gives her none at all
importance and leaves it exposed in the simplest way.

The event at this point takes a completely unexpected development
adds another interest. Two controllers going up to "separate"
this bus will unwittingly become the protagonists and they, in
strange - in terms of its outcome - this story.

-Tickets, please.

A classic phrase that fills stowaways with anxiety and does
the rest to put their hand in their pocket, looking for the "magic
paper" that will save them from becoming the focus of the eyes
of the rest.

The inspectors start their work from both ends of the vehicle,
giving time to passengers sitting in the middle to catch up with her
peace of mind the ticket or think of a good excuse (for
those who have not). Our protagonists are also sitting somewhere there. THE
old lady pulls the ticket out of the ugly leather case
her bag and holds it up as if she made some terrible discovery!
Without thinking about it, the motionless and speechless - until that time
moment - our foreign protagonist, dives the ticket in a flash
her and she eats it! Everyone looks on in surprise but also in secret satisfaction.
The next dialogue between the auditor and the lady is all
money.

- Your ticket, please.

- The Black man ate it for me!!! (sobbing)

Somewhere around here people are laughing, the controller thinks she's crazy
and the fine is now written in his notebook...
lol
 
Apparently, the story was silly, but there was a laugh at the end...: eye:


What is certain is that we are by far the least racist country in the European Union...: sign:

YES ABOUT BLACKS MAYBE.BUT WE HAVE SOCIETAL RACISM WHICH IS ALSO ONE OF MY WORST.OK WE DON'T CURSE BLACKS ANYMORE BUT WE ARE IN SUCH FOR THE "STUPID" BLIND TRYING TO PASS ACROSS, FOR THE GRIULA WHO DARE TO PASS THE READING ON PEDESTRIAN AND WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SHOULD I BRAKE, BUT IT DOESN'T HOLD, MALAKA, THE SOBARO HAS A LOT OF HORSES, WHERE SHOULD I PARK THE JEEP TRACTOR, I FOUND A CROSSROAD FOR THE DISABLED, A NICE PLACE, COME ON, SON, WHO DOES THE DISABLED PEOPLE WANT TO SPEND SUCH HOURS WITH A STROLLER AKI SHOULD SIT DOWN TO BE PULLED HIS HOUSE, CHANGE EVERYTHING OUTSIDE HE WANTS IT TO BE? AND THEN KOUTSAVLOS CRIES THAT HIS DISABILITY PENSION IS NOT ENOUGH. FIND ME TO THE HELL ALL OF YOU, YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EEEEEE? YOU KNOW?

THIS INDIFERENCE TO ME ABOUT HOW TO AVOID MAKING THE LIVES OF OUR PATIENTS (PHYSICALLY SPIRITUALLY FINANCIALLY) HARDER THAN IT IS IS A FORM OF "RACISM", AS OUR OWN MAGIC IS LESSER TITA OBVIOUSLY (WE SAY IT AND CONSOLATE MAKING OUR CROSS FOR THE EVIL THAT HAS NOT FOUND US) AND THAT WE ARE LUCKILY DIFFERENT FROM THE ABOVE.
 
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YES ABOUT BLACKS MAYBE.BUT WE HAVE SOCIETAL RACISM WHICH IS ALSO ONE OF MY WORST.OK WE DON'T CURSE BLACKS ANYMORE BUT WE ARE IN SUCH FOR THE "STUPID" BLIND TRYING TO PASS ACROSS, FOR THE GRIULA WHO DARE TO PASS THE READING ON PEDESTRIAN AND WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SHOULD I BRAKE, BUT IT DOESN'T HOLD, MALAKA, THE SOBARO HAS A LOT OF HORSES, WHERE SHOULD I PARK THE JEEP TRACTOR, I FOUND A CROSSROAD FOR THE DISABLED, A NICE PLACE, COME ON, SON, WHO DOES THE DISABLED PEOPLE WANT TO SPEND SUCH HOURS WITH A STROLLER AKI SHOULD SIT DOWN TO BE PULLED HIS HOUSE, CHANGE EVERYTHING OUTSIDE HE WANTS IT TO BE? AND THEN KOUTSAVLOS CRIES THAT HIS DISABILITY PENSION IS NOT ENOUGH. FIND ME TO THE HELL ALL OF YOU, YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EEEEEE? YOU KNOW?

THIS INDIFERENCE TO ME ABOUT HOW TO AVOID MAKING THE LIVES OF OUR PATIENTS (PHYSICALLY SPIRITUALLY FINANCIALLY) HARDER THAN IT IS IS A FORM OF "RACISM", AS OUR OWN MAGIC IS LESSER TITA OBVIOUSLY (WE SAY IT AND CONSOLATE MAKING OUR CROSS FOR THE EVIL THAT HAS NOT FOUND US) AND THAT WE ARE LUCKILY DIFFERENT FROM THE ABOVE.


I totally agree and agree.: sign:
In the matter of social racism, we are unacceptable...: emb:



I really only talked about racial racism because that's how the topic started...: eye:
 
I totally agree and agree.: sign:
In the matter of social racism, we are unacceptable...: emb:



I really only talked about racial racism because that's how the topic started...: eye:

AND I EXTENDED IT WITHOUT DISAGREEING WITH YOU.

IN THE TRIBAL WE ARE VERY COOL I THINK. HERE WE EVEN TOLERATE ANCHOLS: twis:: twis:: twis:

GENERALLY THE JOY OF FOREIGNERS WE ARE LIKE A COUNTRY WITH SOME EXCEPTIONS - SEE MANOLADA AND STRAWBERRIES - AND WE HAVE A LITTLE RELIGIOUS RACISM (NOT SO MUCH WITH OTHER RELIGIONS, BUT WITH CHRISTIAN SECTS SUCH AS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, WHICH I HAVE AND IT WAS JUDGED BY THE EUROPEAN COURT - BUT ALSO THAT'S NOT MUCH.
 
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