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Funny Section by FOOTBALL
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"Another kind of butcher shop"
Two Pontians a few days before the inauguration of their butcher shop and after they have arranged it and they are all ready in their place they are discussing:
- Well, I think we have to do a rehearsal so that we both know how to welcome customers.
- Okay, the other one says. Go out, do that supposedly you are a customer and ask for something.
So it goes out and one goes in and says:
- I'd like two beers. !
- Well, the other one tells him. you a bride? Here's a butcher, are you asking for beers? Come in from inside to get out, idiot ..
So it happened . So the other goes out and goes into the shop:
- Good morning, I want you to put me a kilo of mince please.
And the poor ..
- Of course, empty bottles did you?
Two Pontians a few days before the inauguration of their butcher shop and after they have arranged it and they are all ready in their place they are discussing:
- Well, I think we have to do a rehearsal so that we both know how to welcome customers.
- Okay, the other one says. Go out, do that supposedly you are a customer and ask for something.
So it goes out and one goes in and says:
- I'd like two beers. !
- Well, the other one tells him. you a bride? Here's a butcher, are you asking for beers? Come in from inside to get out, idiot ..
So it happened . So the other goes out and goes into the shop:
- Good morning, I want you to put me a kilo of mince please.
And the poor ..
- Of course, empty bottles did you?
Pontiac Airlines
Once the Pontians decided to set up an airline called Pontiq. The first route was Pontus-Heathrow. The largest airport in the world then. After a spectacular celebration, the plane begins and after three hours arrives at Heathrow. The pilot interacts with the control tower:
- "I am requesting a landing permit. I am requesting a landing permit."
- "Land on runway 543."
Goes to land the pontoon and ...
- "But what is this? This runway is not even 300 meters! And they tell us that they have the biggest airport in the world? I will go down to protest!"
Eventually Pontius was, landed at 300 meters the plane. She goes downstairs, goes to the complaints desk and tells them:
- "Bring me the person in charge here!"
The Pontius had begun to shout.
- "What's going on sir?", The person in charge asks him.
- "Are you not ashamed to say that your airport is the largest in the world when it is only 300 meters long? We in Pontos have a 3 km runway! This is unheard of! This is a runway with a length of only 300 meters and ... (looking right left) ... Wow width !!!!
Once the Pontians decided to set up an airline called Pontiq. The first route was Pontus-Heathrow. The largest airport in the world then. After a spectacular celebration, the plane begins and after three hours arrives at Heathrow. The pilot interacts with the control tower:
- "I am requesting a landing permit. I am requesting a landing permit."
- "Land on runway 543."
Goes to land the pontoon and ...
- "But what is this? This runway is not even 300 meters! And they tell us that they have the biggest airport in the world? I will go down to protest!"
Eventually Pontius was, landed at 300 meters the plane. She goes downstairs, goes to the complaints desk and tells them:
- "Bring me the person in charge here!"
The Pontius had begun to shout.
- "What's going on sir?", The person in charge asks him.
- "Are you not ashamed to say that your airport is the largest in the world when it is only 300 meters long? We in Pontos have a 3 km runway! This is unheard of! This is a runway with a length of only 300 meters and ... (looking right left) ... Wow width !!!!
Answer: Funny Section by FOOT
Some profiles on Facebook are very special, possibly due to a bill on gender reassignment.
https://www.facebook.com/alessandro.travelli.3
Some profiles on Facebook are very special, possibly due to a bill on gender reassignment.
https://www.facebook.com/alessandro.travelli.3
President Bush in hostage
A driver is in his car in a huge traffic jam on a highway in New York. Nothing moves.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the glass. The driver downloads the window:
- What happens;
- Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and asked 10 for millions of dollars for ransom. Otherwise they will burn it with gas and burn it up alive. We go from car to car and collect from the drivers what everybody can give.
The driver asks:
- What does each driver give about?
- One liter about ...
A driver is in his car in a huge traffic jam on a highway in New York. Nothing moves.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the glass. The driver downloads the window:
- What happens;
- Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and asked 10 for millions of dollars for ransom. Otherwise they will burn it with gas and burn it up alive. We go from car to car and collect from the drivers what everybody can give.
The driver asks:
- What does each driver give about?
- One liter about ...
The error of the last wish
Someone who walked on the coast with his puppy found a Lamp.
It opened, the genie had three desires to be satisfied.
1 'one million dollars'.
"It's done," said the genie. And his account at the bank was showing
1.000.000.000 dollars richer.
2 'I would like a Mercedes car passenger'
"It was done," Genie said, and Merced appeared in front of him, through a cloud of fog.
3 (Hmm. I thought I had money, I got a car) "I want to be irresistible with women"
The genie transformed him into a large box of chocolates.
Another guy found a candle open and the genie had a desire.
The guy thought, he thought, he thought back and said, "I want to be always hard and have my ass that I like."
"As you wish," Genie said. .
The genie transformed him into a toilet seat.
Someone who walked on the coast with his puppy found a Lamp.
It opened, the genie had three desires to be satisfied.
1 'one million dollars'.
"It's done," said the genie. And his account at the bank was showing
1.000.000.000 dollars richer.
2 'I would like a Mercedes car passenger'
"It was done," Genie said, and Merced appeared in front of him, through a cloud of fog.
3 (Hmm. I thought I had money, I got a car) "I want to be irresistible with women"
The genie transformed him into a large box of chocolates.
Another guy found a candle open and the genie had a desire.
The guy thought, he thought, he thought back and said, "I want to be always hard and have my ass that I like."
"As you wish," Genie said. .
The genie transformed him into a toilet seat.
The dog inspired him
Someone bit him a rabid dog and a friend comes to see him
to the hospital. She sees him writing in fury.
- You know, friend says, rabies are cured, so there is no reason
write your covenant.
- Will? Which covenant? he is bored with the bite. A list I make with
those who will ... bite.
Someone bit him a rabid dog and a friend comes to see him
to the hospital. She sees him writing in fury.
- You know, friend says, rabies are cured, so there is no reason
write your covenant.
- Will? Which covenant? he is bored with the bite. A list I make with
those who will ... bite.
Fee free
Once a guy who does not speak Greek well goes to a pavilion, and says to the pedestal:
- Cherry ice cream?
- First refrigerator on the left, says the pedestrian.
The customer finds the refrigerator, takes the ice cream, opens it, bites it and says to the pewter:
- I hurt another time!
Once a guy who does not speak Greek well goes to a pavilion, and says to the pedestal:
- Cherry ice cream?
- First refrigerator on the left, says the pedestrian.
The customer finds the refrigerator, takes the ice cream, opens it, bites it and says to the pewter:
- I hurt another time!
A problem for Clinton
Clinton walks in the snowy garden of the White House. Suddenly he sees in the snow written in urine "The president must die!". Outraged, he calls on the council:
- I want you to report back to me tomorrow.
The next day they say:
- There are bad and very bad news.
- First hear the bad guys.
- Urine belongs to the President of the Senate.
- Oh! Do not believe! My good friend; Why; And the very bad news?
- Yeah, um ... the character is Hilary.
Clinton walks in the snowy garden of the White House. Suddenly he sees in the snow written in urine "The president must die!". Outraged, he calls on the council:
- I want you to report back to me tomorrow.
The next day they say:
- There are bad and very bad news.
- First hear the bad guys.
- Urine belongs to the President of the Senate.
- Oh! Do not believe! My good friend; Why; And the very bad news?
- Yeah, um ... the character is Hilary.
And in 3 cases, the make-up is different
The German, the French and the Greeks discuss the "slang" name of the penis in each language.
"We call him a knight
caressing ", says the German," because after sex he bows ... ".
"We call it curtly caressing," says the Frenchman, "because
after sex, it falls ... ".
"We call it fame, caressing," he says
Greek.
"Fame? And why?" The other two ask.
And
Greek: "Because everything goes from ... word of mouth" ...
The German, the French and the Greeks discuss the "slang" name of the penis in each language.
"We call him a knight
caressing ", says the German," because after sex he bows ... ".
"We call it curtly caressing," says the Frenchman, "because
after sex, it falls ... ".
"We call it fame, caressing," he says
Greek.
"Fame? And why?" The other two ask.
And
Greek: "Because everything goes from ... word of mouth" ...
Multi-purpose horses
Once they decided the animals did not scent at any place and they dirty the entire forest but in specific places. The custodians of the decision were the dogs. Judges the lions.
On the first day, the second, etc., the law was fully implemented.
One morning, however, a rabbit was arrested to go unlawfully and was brought to court.
- What do you mean to blame? he asks the lion.
- Mr President, says the hare. This law cannot be applied. Yesterday morning I was cheating at the place designated as cheating, in ALPHA. A bear was walking next to me. He asks me: "Madas?" That is, if my hair is plucked. "No," I tell her, "I do not pluck."
He grabbed me and was wiped ....!
Once they decided the animals did not scent at any place and they dirty the entire forest but in specific places. The custodians of the decision were the dogs. Judges the lions.
On the first day, the second, etc., the law was fully implemented.
One morning, however, a rabbit was arrested to go unlawfully and was brought to court.
- What do you mean to blame? he asks the lion.
- Mr President, says the hare. This law cannot be applied. Yesterday morning I was cheating at the place designated as cheating, in ALPHA. A bear was walking next to me. He asks me: "Madas?" That is, if my hair is plucked. "No," I tell her, "I do not pluck."
He grabbed me and was wiped ....!
The castle
They are gathered a flock of hungry bats inside a cave and discussing what else about the controversial subject of food. Suddenly a new bat comes into the cave and it is all the muse of the battered with fresh blood. He looks up at the ceiling of the cave, finds a vacant place to park, hangs and prepares to sleep.
But they do not slow down the others, because their tangled scent has broken the nose.
- Where did you find the blood? they push her to tell them.
The lucky - unlucky bat tries in every way to convince them to let her sleep peacefully, but that they. "Tell us" and "Tell us" the hungry bats bring her to the amen.
- Follow me !, he tells them at the end and is forced to get out of the cave. Behind her are hundreds.
All this hungry ravine goes through a large plain, a river and reaches a large and dense forest. Here the first bats cut speeds and immediately around her all the girlfriends that literally hang from her mouth.
- Well well well; they ask her impatiently.
- You see that castle on the hill? she asks them showing a huge old castle.
- Yes, yes, yes, the others are shouting.
- So I DO NOT KNOW !!
They are gathered a flock of hungry bats inside a cave and discussing what else about the controversial subject of food. Suddenly a new bat comes into the cave and it is all the muse of the battered with fresh blood. He looks up at the ceiling of the cave, finds a vacant place to park, hangs and prepares to sleep.
But they do not slow down the others, because their tangled scent has broken the nose.
- Where did you find the blood? they push her to tell them.
The lucky - unlucky bat tries in every way to convince them to let her sleep peacefully, but that they. "Tell us" and "Tell us" the hungry bats bring her to the amen.
- Follow me !, he tells them at the end and is forced to get out of the cave. Behind her are hundreds.
All this hungry ravine goes through a large plain, a river and reaches a large and dense forest. Here the first bats cut speeds and immediately around her all the girlfriends that literally hang from her mouth.
- Well well well; they ask her impatiently.
- You see that castle on the hill? she asks them showing a huge old castle.
- Yes, yes, yes, the others are shouting.
- So I DO NOT KNOW !!
Modern mathematics in a restaurant
He is this with his teacher and the teacher asks TOTO:
- How much does 10-10 do?
- I do not know, sir!
- Let me tell you otherwise, if you had 10 pieces of meat and you were eating it, what would you have left?
- Potatoes, sir.
He is this with his teacher and the teacher asks TOTO:
- How much does 10-10 do?
- I do not know, sir!
- Let me tell you otherwise, if you had 10 pieces of meat and you were eating it, what would you have left?
- Potatoes, sir.
The favors of Tsipras
Makes Tsipras ride on the seaside and suddenly loses control of Mercedes and falls into the sea. Immediately they dump three people in and save him. To thank them he tells them that he will make them out of a favor to everyone. Says the first:
- I'm unemployed and I want a job.
"Okay," he says, and immediately puts him in a job.
The second one says he wants a PORSCHE
- Okay, he's telling him and he's buying a PORSCHE.
The third one says:
- I want an electric wheelchair with all the comforts!
- But what do you want the wheelchair for? You look fine!
- I am, but if my father learns that I saved you I will cut my legs!
Makes Tsipras ride on the seaside and suddenly loses control of Mercedes and falls into the sea. Immediately they dump three people in and save him. To thank them he tells them that he will make them out of a favor to everyone. Says the first:
- I'm unemployed and I want a job.
"Okay," he says, and immediately puts him in a job.
The second one says he wants a PORSCHE
- Okay, he's telling him and he's buying a PORSCHE.
The third one says:
- I want an electric wheelchair with all the comforts!
- But what do you want the wheelchair for? You look fine!
- I am, but if my father learns that I saved you I will cut my legs!
When a friend does not win
Bombos rushes to Gymnasarhis's office:
- Sir, come on quickly. A friend of mine has been crawling for another hour with another child.
- Well, why did not you call me earlier?
- So far my friend has defeated me!
Bombos rushes to Gymnasarhis's office:
- Sir, come on quickly. A friend of mine has been crawling for another hour with another child.
- Well, why did not you call me earlier?
- So far my friend has defeated me!
Coincidences and births
Three friends discuss about coincidences:
-My wife was reading "History of two cities" and gave birth to twins!
-My was reading "Three bodyguards and gave birth to triplets!
Then the third is thrown out of the panic and shouts:
-Oh, I have to go home right away! As I was leaving, my wife was reading "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
Three friends discuss about coincidences:
-My wife was reading "History of two cities" and gave birth to twins!
-My was reading "Three bodyguards and gave birth to triplets!
Then the third is thrown out of the panic and shouts:
-Oh, I have to go home right away! As I was leaving, my wife was reading "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
Test for a job
A blonde wanted to get a job in a business. To test it, they asked her some general knowledge questions.
1. How old did the 100 Year War last?
a) 116
b) 99
c) 100
d) 110
"Oh, I do not know," says the blonde.
2. What month are the Russians celebrating the October Revolution?
(a) in August
b) in October
(c) in November
d) in January
- Oh, I do not know.
3. How did the King of England say George IV?
a) George
b) Edward
(c) Charles
d) Albert
How would I know;
4. From more animals did the Canary Islands take their name?
a) the seals
b) The Horse
(c) the Canary Islands
(d) The dog
- I do not know!
5. In which country was the Panama hat discovered?
(a) in Panama
(b) in Argentina
(c) in Ecuador
(d) in Mexico
- I do not know.
Of course, they did not give her the place and she was badly mistaken.
You laughed with the blonde and of course you know all the answers! Correctly;
1. The 100 Year War kept 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2. The Russians celebrate the October Revolution on November 7.
3. King George IV was called Albert and changed his name to 1936.
4. The Canary Islands were named after the Latin name of the dog.
5) The Panama hat was discovered in Ecuador.
Would you take the place in the Enterprise? Probably not!!!.
A blonde wanted to get a job in a business. To test it, they asked her some general knowledge questions.
1. How old did the 100 Year War last?
a) 116
b) 99
c) 100
d) 110
"Oh, I do not know," says the blonde.
2. What month are the Russians celebrating the October Revolution?
(a) in August
b) in October
(c) in November
d) in January
- Oh, I do not know.
3. How did the King of England say George IV?
a) George
b) Edward
(c) Charles
d) Albert
How would I know;
4. From more animals did the Canary Islands take their name?
a) the seals
b) The Horse
(c) the Canary Islands
(d) The dog
- I do not know!
5. In which country was the Panama hat discovered?
(a) in Panama
(b) in Argentina
(c) in Ecuador
(d) in Mexico
- I do not know.
Of course, they did not give her the place and she was badly mistaken.
You laughed with the blonde and of course you know all the answers! Correctly;
1. The 100 Year War kept 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2. The Russians celebrate the October Revolution on November 7.
3. King George IV was called Albert and changed his name to 1936.
4. The Canary Islands were named after the Latin name of the dog.
5) The Panama hat was discovered in Ecuador.
Would you take the place in the Enterprise? Probably not!!!.
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PANATHA:
Of course you're laughing, but the story with Ioannidis showed once again how low social media has become....every idiot writes that he's being bullied without any natural consequences....and it's a good thing that within a few hours the hypothesis was proven to be a hoax ...and it didn't work
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Ertzan:
In my eyes with the eleven that Fener has sent and it's the one I wrote above Fener normally wins 2-0 at least because the ball is a whore as Osim also said everything we see can go wrong (see yesterday's)
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Ertzan:
Atjun showed once again how big a Fenerbahce fan he is and the match will be shown on free TV8
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Ertzan:
Now the coach of Fener "fucked" them but he tells you that Olympiacos is not coming so I can put them
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Ertzan:
as I wrote to a friend besides Batshuayi, I wouldn't change anyone and even if their legs had to be amputated, maybe instead of Bekao if he was injured I would put Bonucci for the penalties
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Ertzan:
Our kids have beaten the Italians, especially the 3-0, even Cristiano Ronaldo would be jealous
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PANATHA:
First European trophy for Greece and the Panathinaikos U19 team in the Netherlands in 1980 ... then Barcelona and Ajax were eliminated !!!!
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Ertzan:
The tavern keeper said that if you don't go to the Final Four, he won't be in the team next year. Okay, we know how crazy he is, I hope you found out too. You lose the match, the players are worried, you throw them and you the ball "it's your fault" and load more pressure