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Visit madness for psychologists

Psychiatrists go to a madhouse to look at the madmen to see if someone has been cured.
They ask the first:
- How Much Does 1 + 1?
- 500, he replies.
"Do not do it," says the doctor. You have not been cured yet.
He asks the second:
- How Much Does 1 + 1?
- Blue, he replies.
- That's what the doctor says, or you have not made any progress.
He asks the third:
- How Much Does 1 + 1?
- 2! he replies.
- Okay, the doctor says. Tell me, how did you find it?
"Easy," replies the madman. I multiplied 500 with blue !!!

 

[THE FOX]

The fate of Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell.
There, the devil tells him to choose the martyrdom of his liking.
As he guided him, he saw boiling Hitler in a cauldron.
- You like it here;
- No, let's go below.
Proceed, they see Stalin turning the demons into a spit, and preparing to eat it.
- Well, do you like it here?
- No, let's go down!
Then they see Bin Laden and Monica Levinski take a blowjob!
- Do you like that?
- You ask? Here I want to stay!
- Well, OK! Monica, you're done! Your replacement came!

 

[THE FOX]

The first time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You try to make him delay by looking for excuse, but he is not hurt as he approaches you. She asks if you are afraid and you shake your head negatively. He has more experience, but it's the first time his finger finds the right place. It puts you deeper and you shudder. Your body is stretched, but he is kind as promised!

He looks at you deeply and asks you to trust him - he has done it many times. Its cool smile calms you as you open wide to give him more room for easier entry. You start begging him to hurry, but he goes very slowly, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As it pushes closer, moving deeper, you feel the tissue recede. The pain penetrates your entire body and you feel a little blood running as he continues. It shows you anxious and asks you if it hurts too much ...

Your eyes fill tears as you shake your head negatively and urge him to continue. It starts to blame with art, but the numbness makes you feel it inside you. After a few wild moments, you feel a blast in you as he pulls it out. Still on the back, you breathe breathless, happy to finish.

She looks at you and with a warm smile asks if you feel good and assures you that it will now be much better than before. You thank him by telling him how good a dentist he is. It was, you see, the first time you tooth extraction!

 

[THE FOX]

Hell in Greek edition

A Greek dies and arrives at the Reception of Hell and he
an official tells him that because he is a national of a Member State of the European Union, he can choose one of the member countries' mistakes.
He thinks a little and decides to go to German.
Organized country tells you, so many years in Greece what I understood, it took my oil out. At least, let me take a smell of what Europe means, even in hell.
So he arrives at the gate of German hell. Black marble, engraved, iron gate and high highlighted in large letters KOLASI in German. It hits .... It opens a perfectly dressed employee and asks what he wants.
- I see, that's what he is.
"You do not even think about it," replied the employee. All day we are beating with something huge whips and in the evening they put us in something huge barrels full of ***** !! Horror! Horror!
Where the rum goes ... ... It tests the other mistakes, the same. So, disappointed, resort to the ultimate solution, Greek hell!
So it goes out of the gate. A gate abandoned, dirty where at its highest point there is in large phosphorescent letters the word KOLASIS. K and L naturally do not light up. So the inscription writes -O-ASH.
- Greek grasshoppers ... murmurs.
As they approach, they hear some strange noises. They look like music.
It is closer. The music now sounds plain. Bouzouki, baglamas etc.
It hits ... It opens a guy holding a bottle in his hand completely fez and asks him what he wants.
- I came to see how he is telling him and put his head in ...
Tables, chimneys, something chicks dancing on the tabletes of cigarettes, daula ... Generally, bobo.
Smile the guy ....
- I came here to have a look here, says the guy. Let's see and how Greek Hell is.
- Come on! Crap! he says drunk. The situation is dramatic here. They are beating us all day with something huge whips and in the evening they put us in something huge barrels with *****.
- You're doing me, he asks the dead. Here you are drinking and enjoying ......
- Hey, you know how he's here in Greece. We do not have one, and the other one is damning the whips ......

 

[THE FOX]

Sleep and rest where dogs are forbidden

 

[THE FOX]

Final question for very strong solvers

 

[THE FOX]

The absolute abuse of a well-known song

 

[THE FOX]

And a bergamot please, like Lambros Konstantaras

 

[THE FOX]

When a student is a dagger

- Tell me two of your favorite foods.
- Pizza, souvlaki ..
- Tell me two methods of contraception.
- Condom, pill ..
- Tell me two Peru mountains ...
- Yeah, I do not know ...
- From scratch and fuckin 'good go ... open up and no book to learn ...

 

[THE FOX]

Chantalina, how many are these?

 

[THE FOX]

The decalogue of the lazy

1. She loves your bed like yourself.
2. Rest on the day so you can enjoy your sleep every night.
3. When you see someone resting, help him.
4. Every slavery is an effort to be avoided.
5. Do not give up today what you can do tomorrow.
6. Make as few moves as possible.
7. That one should have someone else to do it.
8. No one died of excessive rest.
9. If you feel the mood for work, lie down to pass you.
10. And remember, we live to rest.

 

[THE FOX]

ΝΔ & ΚΚΕ

A car driver spoils his car at the National. Stopping a dump truck.
- Come on, hey, can you take me with you? I'm going to Athens.
- Climb up, he tells him.
They talk about the elections in the debate.
- What will you vote for?
- KKE I vote, always.
- KKE? I quickly descended ....
Slowly and frustrated, he goes down and waits for the next vehicle to reach his destination. He sees a rural 4X4, stops it and repeats:
- Come on for Athens, can you take me with you?
- Sure, buddy.
Speaking in the conversation, they come to the topical issue of the elections.
"And what will we vote for a buddy," says the majestic landlord.
Somewhat reluctantly the guy replies:
- KKE.
- You're serious, yea ******; And did I stop to get you? Get down immediately.
Again disappointed he goes down and awaits the next one. After hours he meets a luxurious car. It leads a two-dimensional chick. It stops and goes up. They know, go for coffee and end up in a hotel.
Before the feast lights up for good, the chick asks:
- What do you vote for?
- NW, the madman replies, this time, with reservation.
- ND? Well done.
The chick blows, and rushes .....
- Hurry up, pull me, hit me, hit me, hit me ..... I say louder ......
And he hits with fury, fucks at the same time and mumbles.
- Oh my God! FOR TWO HOURS ONLY, YEARS NEW DEMOCRACY, AND WAY-YOU AND DERO ....

 

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I just failed !!!!!

They play two types of golf.
One strikes the ball and says:
- To get it, I failed!
"Do not say bad words," says the other. The god will throw a lightning to burn you.
They continue playing, and after a while again the same:
- To get it! I fought!
"Do not say bad words," says the other. The god will throw a lightning to burn you.
At that time a lightning strikes but it does not hit the blast, it hits his friend!
And a voice is heard:
- To get it, I failed!

 

[THE FOX]

When someone is stuck with the game machines !!!!!

 

[THE FOX]

Especially for decisions !!!!!

Why do men name their penis?
- To know who gets the 99% of the decisions !!!!

 

[THE FOX]

The hat and the priest !!!!!

A Sunday wakes up a guy and finds that he has lost his hat. After he ate the world and did not find it, he decided to go to the church and could not dive.
Indeed it goes and falls on the time when the priest, raised over the pulpit, made a vivid and rigorous sermon on the ten commandments. After listening to the preaching carefully, the man showed us to be very excited, so even after the priest had just finished, he lifted his hand and said,
- "My Despots, you saved me from sin! Imagine that I had come to church in order to steal a hat and after hearing your sermon I decided not to do it."
"Congratulations my child," the priest said. "And what part of my speech made you change your mind and make this big decision?"
-Dad father, you were talking about the ten commandments and when you arrived at "OY ADVENTURES", I remembered that I had left my hat!

 

[THE FOX]

For those who count the hours using female legs

 

[THE FOX]

The top ATM services in Greece are those of the National Bank

So even if you throw some coins from the back entrance of the "piggy bank", the ATM will go crazy and will only issue € 500 banknotes.

 

[THE FOX]

Beware of what you wear when you go to the toilet